by Joshua Bohnsack
David After Dentist
David leaves oral surgery only to get mixed up in a local Hedonism festival while trying to go home before his anesthesia wears off.
David contracts swimmer’s ear after resorting to a day at the public pool when his country club membership is denied.
David competes in a Texas Hold Em tournament in Tallahassee.
3 PART EPISODE:
David’s Cross Chapter 1
David picks up Christianity after watching The Passion of the Christ for the first time.
David’s Chappelle Chapter 2
David decides to build a church settlement in Guyana with a group of loyal followers.
Chris’s Angel Chapter 3
David’s buddy, Chris Tucker, joins the fun in this crossover episode, where all is well on the settlement… Until the congressman arrives.
David vows revenge when some punk kids continue to throw eggs at David’s beige 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix.
David receives fan letters specifically from his work in The Red Shoe Diaries film series.
David goes back to Tallahassee to help solve the growing wild hog problem. Jam-packed with Rambo references.
David and Matthew’s Band
David learns “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” on his keyboard and teams up with his buddy, Matthew Perry on bass, in order to dominate his favorite bar’s open mic night.
David confronts his bully after being pushed down on the playground one too many times.
Never passed screen tests.
Joshua Bohnsack is the founding editor of Long Day Press, a thematic, hand-bound literary journal. He graduated from The University of Iowa in English and Studio Arts and was participant of The Irish Writing Program during the summer of 2013. His work has been featured in 5×5 Literary Journal, Little Village Magazine, Centrifuge, and Brilliant Flash Fiction, among others. Aside from writing fiction, he is also a songwriter, musician, and printmaker.